updated 12/26/06
...as the Jr. Science Club
Outsmartin' the Popos -- 1997
  1. Outsmartin' the Popos
  2. This is What Happens When You Give Logan a Four-track
  3. Hang Up and Die Again
  4. Sunday Paper
  5. Farkle!
  6. Sid Sheinberg's Tuesday Nite Revue
  7. Rudolf Nureyev
  8. Tough Titty
  9. The Waffle of Death
  10. The Standard Metric System
  11. Vibrating Leprechaun
  12. Avocado Madness
  13. This is What Happens When You Give Owen a Guitar
  14. A Brief Reprise
(unreleased)
  1. Why Don't You Do Right? (cover)
I Would Be a Biggest Octopus -- 1998
  1. Logan Uncle Whitehurst
  2. The Man From Atlantis
  3. Strange Mr. Gregor
  4. I Hear The Hiss
  5. We Want to Rule the World
  6. Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle
  7. Hey Nonnie Remix
  8. How Was Your Day
  9. Rockabye Baby
  10. Fission or Fusion?
  11. Surfing in Hell
  12. Alphabet Sound Check
  13. Not My Atom Bomb
  14. Family First
  15. Friends Like Bill
  16. Ding Dong (Whatever)
  17. Farting Angel
  18. Voy a la Playa
  19. Some Fish!
  20. Wash My Hands
  21. Three-Legged Horse
  22. Mrs. Fenway
  23. My Number is F'Jini
  24. Unshake It
  25. Captain Pete's Slide Show
  26. The Death of Sid Sheinberg
(unreleased)
  1. It Doesn't Matter
  2. The Soothing Sounds of the Vibraphone
  3. Last Call
  4. Invasion of the Space Preachers
  5. Here Comes the Train
  6. Jazzin' a Minor
  7. Girl Trap
  8. John
  9. Static Thingy
  10. Psycho Killer Remix (cover)
  11. Yellow Submarine Remix (cover)
  12. You Got to Drive Safe
  13. G-Man (cover)
  14. Super Mario Bros. 2 (cover)
  15. Lullaby for a Squid
How Does An Electrostatic Motor Work? --1999
  1. Beerdrinking Intro
  2. Prosthetic Brain
  3. Waffle of Death (1999)
  4. Monkeys are Bad People
  5. I Am So Important
  6. Lizard and Fish
  7. (Life Is) Peaches and Cream
  8. Popular Popsicle
  9. Mr. Pity
  10. Atomic Stew
  11. Killed By Telephones
  12. Farkle!!
  13. Marie (You're Taller Than Me)
  14. Big Ed's Body
  15. Down to the Sea in Ships
  16. Hello, Fred the Beard
  17. Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle (1999)
  18. I Like Pez
  19. A Call to Arms
(unreleased)
  1. The Milky Way Galaxy (as seen from Andromeda)
  2. Jupiter Suite
  3. The Costa Rican National Tourism Board Anthem
  4. Happy Supprize!
  5. Eric, the Flying Stepbrother
  6. Music For Doom
  7. Charles DuMar (cover)
  8. Super Mario Bros. 2 (cover)
  9. March of the Glorious Something
  10. It's a Whiz-nut
  11. Going Home
Denture/Doorknob Mini-Album -- 1999
  1. Calculator Love*
  2. The Sailor Who Went Insane
  3. Happiness and Loveliness
  4. John
  5. Tea Time
  6. Surfing In Hell*
  7. Fission or Fusion?*
  8. Rumblecookie
  9. Lizard and Fish (LIVE)
  10. Outside My Window (LIVE)
  11. Poopoo Bridge
Earth Is Big -- 2000
  1. The Jr. Science Club Theme
  2. What I Did (To the Cat)
  3. The Audubon Society
  4. Paranoid
  5. Bubba's Throat
  6. I Want To Rock
  7. Calculator Love
  8. Watertown
  9. ohmygodimonfire
  10. Tokyo Narita (The Water Is Made Of Rain)
  11. Big Mistake (cover)
  12. Farewell, Hesperus
  13. Isle of Monkeys
  14. Farkle, New and Improved!!!
  15. (She's) Ten Feet Tall
  16. A Matter of Twine
  17. They Were Not Their Normal Size
  18. What I Ain't Got (cover)
  19. Why Don't They Call It Art?
  20. Saturday, 2:43 P.M.
  21. Sid Sheinberg Sings! CP Violation
(unreleased)
  1. When I Was A Little Boy, I First Got The Idea Of Trying To Imitate A Xylophone With My Hands
  2. Weep Day (cover)
  3. A Special Gift To You
  4. Education
  5. Everything and Everyone
  6. Monkeys Are Bad People (2001)
The Mini-Album of Luv -- 2003
  1. The Robot Cat
  2. Thing From Outer Space
  3. Flood Control
  4. Weep Day (cover)
  5. The Box
  6. Every Inch of My Body
  7. Buckaroo Banzai Is Not Just A Movie
  8. Shoes For Sale
  9. Skinny Dip
  10. When I'm Dead
  11. Burning
  12. Whole Day Off (cover)
  13. Fish Catalog Improvisation #1
Goodbye, My 4-Track (Pandacide Records)-- (2003)
  1. A Brief Introduction
  2. Me and the Snowman
  3. The Volcano Song
  4. Aron
  5. I Love The Ocean
  6. Your Brain Fell Out
  7. The Robot Cat
  8. Happy Noodle vs. Sad Noodle
  9. The Ice Cream Man
  10. How Ya Doing, Emily?
  11. A Word From Farkle
  12. Please and Thank You
  13. Do the Confusion
  14. Welcome Back, Mister Pants
  15. Lizard and Fish
  16. I Want To Live On the Moon
  17. When Werewolves Collide
  18. Steve
  19. At the Wig Store
  20. Prosthetic Brain
  21. Goodbye, My 4-Track
Very Tiny Songs (Pandacide Records)-- (2006)
  1. Very Tiny Songs (A Very Tiny Song)
  2. Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
  3. Peasprout and the Little Baby Chick
  4. Salad Days of the Vegetáles
  5. Bonebeard, the Dinosaur Pirate from Space
  6. Kick It Into High Gear
  7. Infinite Tube of Toothpaste
  8. Damn the Cancer
  9. Global Warming (Is a Lie)
  10. If I Were A Pangolin
  11. The Ant and the Block of Cheese
  12. Susan
  13. Ambassador Robert W. Fitts
  14. Underwater Basket Weaving
  15. Michael Is the President of the English Club
  16. Trapped In the Stomach of a Giant
  17. What Will Laura Be When She Grows Up?
  18. Invisible Shadows
  19. Jen and Her Dog, Elvis
  20. Snake Babies
  21. Dr. Jekyll's Toothbrush
  22. Riley Raccoon
  23. Unicorns
  24. Noelle Loves Shakespeare
  25. Glass Pop Bottles
  26. The Periodic Table of the Elements
  27. We Are Fire Ants
  28. The Mischievous Elves of Iceland
  29. What It's Like In Japan
  30. The Nature Kitty Nature Show
  31. Spherical Dice
  32. Contents Unknown
  33. Lamentations on a Theme of Bubba's Secret
  34. I Have An Extra Head
  35. Osmosis
  36. Gentoo Penguins
  37. Schweepies
  38. Ultimate Frisbee
  39. Gelatin
  40. Cecil, the Cantankerous Turtle
  41. Demonic Lizards
  42. My Name Is Matlock
  43. He Didn't Like Caddyshack
  44. Pink Lemons
  45. Mr. T
  46. The Girl Who Liked Baseball
  47. Bryan Fernando Is Awesome
  48. Lemmings Will Do Whatever
  49. 12 Little Kittens (and Their Journeys Through Math and Science)
  50. Serving Size
  51. The Tale of Raskolnikov and Marty McFly
  52. Love Is a Cyborg Playing the Harpsichord
  53. Daisy Is Dead
  54. Tab Cola
  55. Substrates Plus Enzymes Equals Love
  56. The Golden Goldfish
  57. The No-Name Man (With No Name)
  58. When Good Kiwis Go Bad
  59. VCR Repairman
  60. The Forests Are Plotting Their Revenge
  61. Dr. Awkward
  62. ¡Villalpando!
  63. Igor Sikorski and the Helicopter
  64. Monty the Tree
  65. Wimps vs. Machos
  66. A Syrup Bottle Shaped Like Me
  67. Frogmasterman
  68. A Bad Day For the Gangster-Operated Mom-and-Pop Shop
  69. Gum
  70. The Tiniest Dog In the World
  71. Internal Banana Farm
  72. Lost in LOST
  73. The Ice Cream Man With the Bulgy Eye
  74. Vanilla's Love Life
  75. Super Duper Smile Salesmen
  76. The Villain Who Wears No Pants
  77. The Toaster Who Climbed A Hill Only to Find He Was Already On the Other Side
  78. Asian Afro
  79. James Wrote A Song About Me
  80. Melissa June, The Beautiful Deer
  81. The Ballad of William Archibald Spooner
(unreleased)
  1. The Mega Penguin Theme Song
  2. It's The Show Theme Song
  3. Secret Agent Bob Theme Song
  4. Square Peg, Round Hole
  5. Mr. Teddy Bear and the Wooden Cat
  6. Abercrombie Is a Weirdo
  7. Yawnsong
  8. Scissorjeans
  9. Panasonic Autostop
  10. The Little Birds
  11. I'm a Bluebird (cover)
  12. Digging Machine
  13. Eliott, Eliott
  14. Julie Does What Julie Says She'll Do
  15. Song For Tess
  16. It Never Rains on Alex
  17. He's Eric (Hey Ladies)
...in other bands
Little Tin Frog

"Warning: Do Not Open This Box (Unless It Is Closed)" (aka The Green Demo) -- 1996

Little Tin Frog

"The Pain and Pleasure Machine" -- 1997

Little Tin Frog

"Brilliant Ideas" -- 1999

The Secret Band

"Special Little Devil" -- 1999

Little Tin Frog

"Enetophobia" -- 1999

The Velvet Teen

"The Great Beast February" -- 2001

The Velvet Teen

"Immortality" -- 2001

The Velvet Teen

"Out of the Fierce Parade" -- 2002

The Velvet Teen/Sin In Space

split 7" -- 2004

The Velvet Teen

"Elysium" -- 2004